"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."
"My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I know, because your heart fits perfectly inside mine."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"I want to be the first and second man to dance on the moon. No, I won’t moonwalk. But I will Cha Cha—with my clone."
"I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner."