"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"You know what I like most about people? Pets."
"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."
"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."