"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating."
"You know what I like most about people? Pets."
"Love means the world to me. But so does a globe."
"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."
"You know what I like most about people? Pets."