"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."
"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"
"My love is like one of those wooden Russian nesting dolls (matryoshka doll). I know, because your heart fits perfectly inside mine."
"The difference between me and a scientist is a little word called “Science.” I don’t believe in it. Science has yet to validate my disbelief in Bigfoot."
"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."
"Love means the world to me. But so does a globe."