"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."
"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."
"Love is an art. Mine could fill a museum the size of your heart."
"I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me."
"I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner."
"I’m willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it."