Love means the world to me. But so does a globe. - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert."

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."

"The last time somebody pointed out that cowboys ride horses, not tricycles, I shot him. Of course, I waited until another gunslinger gunned him down, but nevertheless, I still shot him."