A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I sa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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"As soon as you cross the county line into where all the wealthier people live, the weather is suddenly sunnier and warmer. Even at night."
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."
"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."