A writer used to live life like Julius Seizure: I came, I sa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I were splat proof, I wouldn’t be afraid of heights. Also, I wish I had a bouncy ball for a heart, so I could love fearlessly."

"Instead of a vow of silence, I took a vow of invisibility. At that time you were looking for someone to love, and that’s why you couldn’t see me."

"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."

"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."

"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."