I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more d... - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.

"I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers."

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