#Writer

"It’s 4:00 in the afternoon and I’m just now putting on clothes. The life of a writer is as free as the pizza I just had delivered is not."

"There Are Two Typos Of People In This World: Those Who Can Edit And Those Who Can’t"

"A writer always writes."

"Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god."

"Maybe what this is. What we have, is something that will save us from ourselves."

"The Sacred and The Scared. Which of these two categories does your love fall under? I should write a love poem on a rolled-up scroll so you’d know which one categorizes mine."

"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy started because of a thumb's up I gave to Douglas Adams on his birthday as I said, "Happy 42."#OutBoastKanye"

"She wildly burned for the one she loved and he stood there watching, hoping he too would catch a blaze from the violence stirring in her heart."

"I dont write books so that you can be fascinated with me. I write them so you can be fascinated with YOU!"

"Its dark and I’m reading my scars because our moments remind me of where I should be."

"It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Always arrange a sentence so you appear to be fearless, when in fact you are far less than fearless—you are clueless."

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Are all caps really necessary? No need to shout at me. My hearing is perfect when the words arrive in my mind through my eyes."

"I used to be a bumper sticker kind of writer. Now I’m more developed, and my writing often takes up whole bumpers."

"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."

"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."

"A writer should write with his eyes and a painter paint with his ears."

"New Year - a new chapter, new verse, or just the same old story ? Ultimately we write it. The choice is ours."

"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."