More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As an author, I like self-help, because clapping can be done by myself, for myself. I should buy gloves."
"I have two hands, so when I’m networking and I meet two new people, is it OK to shake both their hands at once? Or would it be more appropriate to organize a group hug?"
"When you give everything and expect nothing in return, only then will you be in a position to gain anything. When you love loving, you give because giving is getting. Giving is a gift unto itself, and when you realize this you understand that you can’t network if you can’t love."
"When I was young, I was 13 going on 31. Then when I was 30 going on 31, I was 30 going on 29. Now I’m in love and I’ve lost all sense of time—and all the rest of my sense."
"My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body."