My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My soul is invisible, like an anorexic’s dinner, but it sure enhances how I feel about my body."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy started because of a thumb's up I gave to Douglas Adams on his birthday as I said, "Happy 42."#OutBoastKanye"
"Networking is like fishing. Just give some beer and a boat and I’ll be in business."
"I arose like a rose, and this is how I knew I was in love. In the garden of life, I’m better off in your neighbor’s yard."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."