I want to write a book so long that it will take the average... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."