I want to write a book so long that it will take the average... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."