I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with le... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."
"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."
"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."