More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."