I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s star... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs."
"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."
"I like to spoon after I fork."
"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."