I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s star... - Jarod Kintz, I Want
"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want to be a naughty pirate, because when I put on that eye patch, it barely covers my genitals."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."
"I want to merge a Phoenix with a Camel to create the world's first everlasting cigarette. It'll be a cigarette that rises from its own ashes, so you can keep smoking it indefinitely."
"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."