"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."
"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."
"I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell"all the time."
"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."