I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more tim... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."

"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."

"I like to spoon after I fork."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, "Who's the yellowbelly that stole my happy trail?"