More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."
"I want to write a book so long that it will take the average person their whole life to read. It will be exactly the same length as the Bible."
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."
"I like to spoon after I fork."