I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportu... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I leave my door locked and unlocked. You know, for stopportunities. As a lover, I’ve been known—and unknown—to be like Zeno."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"What can I say about love that’s never been said by me or anyone else? Well, sometimes love smells like my farts, after I eat a dozen roses."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."