More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More