"I wish every envelope enclosed a love letter. It’s this hope that leads me to open strangers’ mail. So you see, I’m a romantic, not an NSA employee."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."