"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
"Love is the science of reducing your sound while upping the amplitude of another person."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."