"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."