More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of passion and admiration."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More