"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"What is pink, blurry, and always leaving when you’re arriving? Love."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."