"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."