More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You can’t buy love, it’s true. However, I am offering mine for rent. Buy one year and get the next six months at half price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If you don’t know how to love, then any old robot or mechanical device would best suit your relationship style. In this situation, vacuum cleaners might make the best lovers."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More