Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows. - Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
"Artists exist to show us the world. So do windows."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.
"I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off."
"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."
"I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour."
"Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic."
"When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping on the job. Turns out he was being even lazier, and he was in fact dead."