More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The business of business is people, not products or services. Take care of the people, and the people will take care of you."
"A follow-up letter is best when not written on the back of a suicide note. Remember this next time you’re at a networking event, unless your new connection is a mortician."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."