If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made lo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I were hairy, would you vacuum my chest before we made love? I’d probably have enough chip crumbs in it to feed the homeless, because I’m a charitable kind of guy."

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