"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."