More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’m much more romantic."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More