More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More