"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"Love isn’t all flowers, candles, and dancing midgets. No, it is much, much taller than all that."
"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."
"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can’t water down water. I’m like that with love, too. Don’t you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I’m trying to pour all over you."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."