"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"Her love was like cigarette smoke stirred into coffee. I drank it so fast it made me cough, but she’s not offering a refill at any price."
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."