More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More