I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second t... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."