"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"