I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."

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