"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."