More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."