More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ve spent a lifetime learning to love—the lifetime of a chameleon. But hey, I’ve learned a lot in the last year, though you couldn’t tell because I camouflage my feelings."
"I drink like a fish, and I swim in my thirst. I’m so parched for her love that I think I may drown in my desire."
"In a good economy, people work hard to succeed. In a bad economy, people work hard to not fail."
"A radio in a song in an ice cream cone. Two licks for free, and the third is for sale. My favorite flavor tastes like a commercial, because it’s made with 100% natural advertisement."
"I mined my mind, and I found no love. My heart is where excavation yields gold, and if you dig me as much as I dig you, we can both get rich."