"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."