More quotes by Mark Twain

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."
"I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!"
"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."