More quotes by Mark Twain

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."
"Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day."
"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."