More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let the dancing flow!"
"Knocking on a door is so violent. Instead, try talking to the door to get it to open up to you. I should write a self-help book for door-to-door salesmen."
"I was just shy of reaching my goal. My goal was to be more extroverted, so being just shy meant I completely failed."
"She's beautiful, but so what? If the University of Florida taught me anything, it's that beautiful women are everywhere. The trick is to find the diamond among all the glittering cubic zirconias."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."