If I could convert books to wine, I’d start with The Grapes... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I could convert books to wine, I’d start with The Grapes of Wrath. I’ve never read it, but maybe tonight I’ll be thirsty enough."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."