More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."