"If I could make tea out of your love, would it be hot, or iced? Would it be black, or green? Would it be sweet, or unsweet? Would you offer free refills?"
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"I slept through the award presentation for Napper of the Year. They had to wake me when I won. Winning was like a dream come true."
"Our love will blend together like turquoise is blue and green. There’s no depression or envy when both blur into one."
"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."
"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."