More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."
"If I waste all my charity, all I’ll wind up with in the end is the wind. Still, I think I want to be the Dandelion of Love."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."
"The darkness has ink eyes, and if you stare long enough, you’re going to see it blink black. That’s the moment to start writing."