More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I keep my motivational book collection in the fridge. Hey, Who Moved My Cheese?! Did somebody let grandpa out of his cage again?"
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."
"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."