More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"As soon as you cross the county line into where all the wealthier people live, the weather is suddenly sunnier and warmer. Even at night."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects."
"I spoke like a spoke on a wheel, as I went around and around without actually saying what I wanted to say. I was love flustered."
"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"