If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our n... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."
"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."
"Meatloaf is graphable in how far ahead it is in likeability categories. You can also play Mop the Floor with it. I make love like I make dinner that makes cleaning the kitchen more fun for the whole family."
"I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight."