If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our n... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I die with a zillion dollars and you die with zero, our net worth is worthless. All that matters is the love we level across our lives."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My shadow follows me during the day, and then surrounds me at night as it clones itself into complete darkness. Now that’s self-love."
"Taking a break. Been working solid for the last few hours, as opposed to working liquid, which is more drinkable. Can I pour you a glass of productivity?"
"A flowing flurry of flowers fell to the floor when I fell in love, as if my heart were a garden that gushed forth and flooded her being with the fragrance of romance."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."