More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"In the land of Gibberish, the man who makes sense, the man who speaks clearly, clearly speaks nonsense."
"We no longer know each other. Hell, I barely know myself these days. I brush my teeth and look in the mirror and think, “Who is this guy taking care of my oral hygiene?"
"A little part of me dies every time I try to commit suicide. If life is a buffet, I’m still in the mac and cheese phase. Maybe one day I’ll mature into more of a meatloaf kind of guy."
"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."
"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."