"If I found 20 dollars on the ground, I’d be willing to bet I’d find someone in desperate need of money that I could give it to. And I’d bet 20 dollars, so even after finding and giving away 20 dollars, I’d have made 20 dollars."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."
"I made a cauldron of coffee, and I was thinking we could chug it and then teach each other how to dance by using the bottom of a floating canoe as a ballroom."
"Are you tired, irritable, or suffering from heartburn? Ask your doctor if my love is right for you. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 9 out of 10 is 90%."
"My sole possession is my passion, for no one can rob me of it. More fiery than love, it does not depend on another to blaze."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"