More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My heart only grows more powerful the more my flowing love goes unabsorbed, unobserved, and unappreciated."
"Myth, mist, and mystery all add to the illusion of love. If you need me I’ll be by the fog machine wearing a tunic and writing an epic poem in Greek."
"Older doesn't necessarily mean wiser. Some trees live to be hundreds of years old, and what the fuck do they know?"
"One in four people have a mental illness. You can be the one to make it two in four, if you’ll join me for a dance."
"I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got pennies on the dollar for it. Ha! Wait, a buyer who gets pennies on the dollar is the clever one in the deal. Damn it! Lucifer tricked me!"