"Water is translucent, but not invisible. But a glass half full is half translucent, half invisible, and you cannot drink what you cannot see, which may be why I am so thirsty for her love."
"Pizza is circular. So is an hour. I’ll take two slices—to go."
"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."
"Once you finish having sex, what is there to do but start over?"
"My brain is divided into two butterflies, and both are in love with your rose-shaped heart. If you've got the garden, I've got my whole life."
"I’ll sit on a soda and drink a sofa. It’s just healthier. You should see how I make love. Show starts at 8:00. Tickets are ten bucks at the window."