More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"She said love her or be tortured by her. I replied, "Torture would be less painful."She didn't realize that I'm a true romantic."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."