If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. Th... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
"I’m always the last in love by exactly one person."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."