If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. Th... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."