I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."