I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am an altruistic lover."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"