I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."