I have never seduced a fish taco for selfish reasons. I am a... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."

"I believe in true love. But my opinion is tainted, because I also believe in Bigfoot, aliens, and in the existence of honest politicians."