Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty pe... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the date she went on the night before."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."