Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty pe... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."