Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty pe... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"
"She called it a slap, but I called it a high-five to my face. Love is so encouraging!"