My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted ne... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."