If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off m... - Jarod Kintz, This is the story my great-grandfather told my father, who then told my grandfather, who then told me about how The Mythical Mr. Boo, Charles Manseur Fizzlebush Grissham III, better known as Mr. Fizzlebush, and Orafoura are all in fact me...

"If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I'd never get off my ass to change the channel."

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