If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the sec... - Jarod Kintz, This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks
"If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk, what does the second unlabeled bottle contain? If you answered “Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee."